The following conversation transpired after viewing this photo of Katie Holmes:
Jennifer says: ok, it looks fake again
Kandis says: basketball or alien? it's tough to tell
Kandis says: no way is she gonna be silent when that thing crawls out of her skinny body
Jennifer says: not only that, but it's really high
Jennifer says: why would they fake her being pregnant and then adopt a kid?
Kandis says: to prove he's hetero?
Kandis says: the man is obviously a little crazy, so I'm not sure
Jennifer says: and then I guess she didn't want to ruin her figure with a real baby
Jennifer says: so she has to wear the basketball
Kandis says: although the shots of her in the crotch snapping bodysuit made it seem like that's a real pregnancy. But she looks twice as round this week as she did last week
Kandis says: it's not that she didn't want to ruin her figure with a real baby, my guess is that he wouldn't actually sleep with a WOMAN
Jennifer says: well, but she could have gotten artificially inseminated with his freak seed
Kandis says: true, if that was in her contract
Kandis says: it all makes my head hurt
Jennifer says: it's pretty funny
Jennifer says: I don't get the argument that she already had it, when why would she have had one at all?
Kandis says: yeah, the argument that she already had it doesn't really make any sense. But maybe they're that paranoid?
Jennifer says: my god, it's not anywhere near where the uterus would be
Jennifer says: maybe she was just being rebellious that day?
Jennifer says: "ha! i'm going to make it look RIDICULOUS today, and Tom can't stop me!"
Jennifer says: next time, she's going to strap it on above her butt