February 27, 2004

Nuptials Across America

My new best friend, 26 year-old Green party member, and mayor of New Paltz, New York, Jason West is joining the movement. N.Y. Mayor Marries Gay Couples.

February 25, 2004

Attack of the Spongemonkeys

We finally know exactly who's responsible for perpetrating this crime against humanity. Best Article of the Day: The Creatures from the Sandwich Shop.

February 24, 2004

Note to self: Search closet for ripped jeans, doc martens and Halloween makeup.

David Bowie, Primus, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, and 311 are all headed to Austin. Dude! What year is this again?

February 21, 2004

San Francisco Love

The San Francisco Chronicle has the Best Article of the Day. This is an awesome idea and guaranteed to make you feel like the great person you are. If you wish to participate, I suggest Flowers for Al and Don. All you need is a Paypal account. (This project has been floating around the web for a few days, but today's links were found at pamie's site.)

February 20, 2004

Keep it away from me!

Great. Thanks HBO. Now I just have to know. What the hell is up with Ben Affleck's rug in Daredevil? Has it always been that obvious? That thing is really freaking me out.

February 16, 2004


The soulless bastards at the WB are cancelling Angel. Cancelling Angel and keeping Charmed? What kind of insane troll logic is that?

In the words of the great Joss Whedon: "Remember the words of the poet: 'Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.'"

February 14, 2004

Advertising Gone Terribly Wrong

I have no words to describe how much I hate the new Quizno's commercial. I wasn't overly fond of Quizno's before, but now I can safely say I'll never be eating there again. I'd be too afraid that these genetically mutated lab rats from hell are now on the menu. Oh, and the singing... [shiver] This is the stuff nightmares are made of.

February 13, 2004

Sip it or pass it man.

It was quite a news day. John Kerry might have had his very own Monica, a Real World cast member sinks to an all new low, and the wedding industry is booming. But in my personal opinion, the Best Article of the Day has to be out of Michigan: Teen's Robbery Blamed on Cold Medicine.
Sorry Mom, I never would have turned to prostitution, insider trading, or grand larceny if I hadn't been so hopped up on Robitussin. (You think I'm kidding? This is totally my new excuse for everything.)

February 12, 2004

We're hip now! (Screw the kids.)

Two theories. Ken decided, in a post-Will & Grace world, that it was no longer necessary to keep Barbie as his beard. Or, the Fox network owns a sizable chunk of Mattel stock. Barbie and Ken Split Up
What's next? Ken and his "friend" Ted want to open a bed & breakfast and adopt Skipper, but the mean state of Florida won't let them live happily ever after? Don't kids have it hard enough in the real world these days without their TOYS GETTING DIVORCED?

(Best Article of the Day submitted by Julie)

February 11, 2004

Of dead whales, thievery and transsexuals: Best Article of the Day

Introducing a new interactive feature: Best Article of the Day. Because on days when you find an article about a dead whale exploding, you just have to share it with the world.

Today's Best Article of the Day comes from (or was blatantly stolen from) Nicole. Transsexuals need reality show love too!

Feel free to email me with your picks for Best Article of the Day.

Commando is not an option.

The black and white ones don't taste the same as the colored ones. Racially unifying subtext is passé. Why won't they just leave the M&M's alone?

In other PMS related news: What sadistic misogynist is responsible for the four clasp bra? After enormous amounts of research and testing, some genius came up with the theory that three clasps were just not doing the job? Apparently women of a certain bra size were just popping right out of their beige, full coverage, industrial strength bra? Or is it a conspiracy? The brassiere engineers got together and decided it just wasn't necessary to create an aesthetically pleasing, lacy, D cup bra for women to wear under their muumuus. Or the idea of a sleepy, cranky, chubby woman trying to fasten FOUR clasps behind her back first thing in the morning, was just too amusing to pass up.

February 05, 2004

Let them eat cake! (But the cookies and ice cream is all mine.)

When I am Queen of the World, we will still pay taxes. C'mon, our country already can't pay for medicine for old people. Even I wouldn't want to make that situation worse. But we will do away with this ridiculous scenario where the IRS takes money from your every paycheck for an entire year, and then tells you that you still owe them $2000. In my kingdom, the taxes you owe will be taken only out of your regular paycheck. Because if someone is going to take money from you, why wouldn't they take everything they need? Billing you on top of that? That's just kicking you in the ass for sport.