Slate writer Troy Patterson said of the Oscars: "I will pay a sum in the mid-three figures to anyone who can provide me with a full and accurate transcript of Nicholson's conversation with seat-neighbor Keira Knightley."
And I must know how Busy Philipps came to be sitting in the front row next to nominees Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger. I know Busy and Michelle know eachother from their "Dawson's Creek" days, but the most work Busy has gotten lately is on a UPN sitcom. So how did she end up front and center at the Oscars??