I've spent a ridiculous amount of time today looking at pumpkin carving patterns and photos online, trying to decide what I'm going to do with my pumpkin. Last year I did a blurry alien. This year I'm trying to come up with something a little more interesting. At the moment, my uncarved pumpkin is sitting on the park bench in my front yard with a child-size posable skeleton next to it.
This Extreme Pumpkins site has some awesome ideas, although a few of them are a little too graphic for suburbia.
My favorites are the territorial pumpkin:
and cannibal pumpkin:
So what sick and depraved thing are you going to carve?