February 12, 2004

We're hip now! (Screw the kids.)

Two theories. Ken decided, in a post-Will & Grace world, that it was no longer necessary to keep Barbie as his beard. Or, the Fox network owns a sizable chunk of Mattel stock. Barbie and Ken Split Up
What's next? Ken and his "friend" Ted want to open a bed & breakfast and adopt Skipper, but the mean state of Florida won't let them live happily ever after? Don't kids have it hard enough in the real world these days without their TOYS GETTING DIVORCED?

(Best Article of the Day submitted by Julie)

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