It was quite a news day. John Kerry might have had his very own Monica, a Real World cast member sinks to an all new low, and the wedding industry is booming. But in my personal opinion, the Best Article of the Day has to be out of Michigan: Teen's Robbery Blamed on Cold Medicine.
Sorry Mom, I never would have turned to prostitution, insider trading, or grand larceny if I hadn't been so hopped up on Robitussin. (You think I'm kidding? This is totally my new excuse for everything.)