February 05, 2004
Let them eat cake! (But the cookies and ice cream is all mine.)
When I am Queen of the World, we will still pay taxes. C'mon, our country already can't pay for medicine for old people. Even I wouldn't want to make that situation worse. But we will do away with this ridiculous scenario where the IRS takes money from your every paycheck for an entire year, and then tells you that you still owe them $2000. In my kingdom, the taxes you owe will be taken only out of your regular paycheck. Because if someone is going to take money from you, why wouldn't they take everything they need? Billing you on top of that? That's just kicking you in the ass for sport.