June 09, 2008

Wanted: Shallow, TV and junk food addicted BFF

  • If you cry like a baby at episodes of "One Tree Hill"...
  • If you are desperately in need of a pedicure...
  • If you still love Hole...
  • If you wonder why the kids on "Gossip Girl" disparage the '90's but then wear Alice bands without a hint of irony...
  • If you consider Honey BBQ Fritos and a Slurpee to be a complete lunch...
  • If you miss "My So-Called Life", "Veronica Mars", and "Deadwood" on an appallingly regular basis...
  • If you have a "What would Buffy do?" bumpersticker...
  • If you plan to be at the theater on Dec. 12 (possibly calling in sick to work) to see the premiere of Twilight with all the other 13 year-old fangirls...
  • If you can eat your weight in chocolate chip cookies...
  • If you have Robin Hood Prince of Thieves currently sitting on your DVR...
  • If you have your next three tattoos picked out, but don't know where to put them...
  • If you have a spare ticket to the New Kids on the Block show in San Antonio...

Then we should be best friends.

1 comment:

Rob said...

Though I don't meet requirements 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6a, 7, 8, 10, 11, and 12, I'd be happy to apply :-)