The following is an IM conversation we had at work while eavesdropping on our new trainwreck of an employee who we've uncharitably dubbed Aileen Wuornos. The woman spends half of her day making personal phone calls, and she's so indiscrete about it that all of us around her now know way more than we'd prefer to about her life, her deadbeat ex who has custody of her kids but lives with his mom, her court dates, police reports, the fact that she has nowhere to live, no car, and unpaid utilities. Every day she gives me more to add to my ongoing list of the Top 100 Things I Wouldn't Want My Co-workers to Know About Me. And yeah, we're mean.
Scott says:
what is the point of this conversation?
Kandis says:
I'm loving her description "it still hadn't showed up"
Scott says:
yeah
Kandis says:
the point is blaming the city transit system for an entire day of missed work because her life is such a mess she has no car
Scott says:
this is tragic
Scott says:
lol
Kandis says:
I can't believe she is spending THIS long on the phone with Capitol Metro
Kandis says:
don't they have work to do too?
Scott says:
this is going around in circles!
Scott says:
no kidding!
Scott says:
this is hilarious
Scott says:
isn't there a question on the application about reliable transportation?
Scott says:
is taking the bus to B.F.E. reliable?
Kandis says:
I don't know if there is a question
Kandis says:
they can't discriminate against white trash Americans
Scott says:
lol
Scott says:
is she getting documentation that the bus didn't show?
Kandis says:
yep
Kandis says:
as if that will excuse her
Scott says:
oh man
Scott says:
if it's not one thing, it's another
Kandis says:
her whole life is a mess
Scott says:
yep
Scott says:
except she has this bitchin' job
Kandis says:
which she might keep if she ever learns to stay off the phone
Scott says:
hahaha
Scott says:
of course, she doesn't have a cel
Kandis says:
dude, she barely has a sofa to sleep on and shoes on her feet
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