so, so busy- here's why

Things I'm obsessed with and won't shut-up about:

• "Deadwood"
• "Lost"
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (the hell?)
• "Veronica Mars" (3 episodes until we know who murdered Lilly!)
• My hair
• Teeth whitening products (my braces came off! I have straight teeth!)
• Dogs
• "Gilmore Girls"
• Home décor (and yes, we still love our new house)
• How much every 'Apprentice' contestant sucks
• "I Want a Famous Face" on MTV

Things I'm so damned tired of hearing about:

• Paris Hilton
• Lindsey Lohan
• Norah Jones
• The demise of Nick and Jessica
• That damn mystery island on "Days of Our Lives"
• Chihuahuas
• Trilogy work orders (don’t ask)
• No carb/low carb (for God’s sake people, it’s just bread)

If I had $160 to blow on anything? I would buy a pink and black tankini with coordinating board shorts from Eddie Bauer. Cause I am just that shallow.

Tell me what you don't like about yourself Chris Gaines.

Team-

I have to start that way, because that's how I start every email at work these days, and it's a crazy tough habit to break. I've been thinking in the last week that I miss Garth Brooks. Yeah, I said it. I am a Garth Brooks fan. I celebrate his entire catalogue. And I just wish he still made music.

And on the subject of people who've dropped off the face of the Earth, Julie Warner should really get more work. She was fantastic on Nip/Tuck. Luckily she didn't have to share much screen time with Julian McMahon, because he's so pretty that no one would have noticed she was in the scene too. But she was seriously very good. Rocket Man will never be the same.

The Liberal Agenda, One Year Later

Happy Birthday Air America! Now kick Randi Rhodes to the curb and you'll be golden.